So for now, dear readers, my loss is your gain...
For sale is a charming creamy white shabby chic bookcase that has been moderately distressed. It is accented with wainscoting paneling, scalloped edging, and portions of glaze all of which give it an authentic shabby chic appearance. It measures 47" wide x 75" high x 15" deep. $275. Local pick up in Mesa, AZ only. Delivery available upon request for an additional fee. Cash or credit/debit* accepted. Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
(*All credit/debit transactions will be charged a 3% fee.)
(P.S.: I would never get pregnant because of furniture. I was just kidding. Kind of.)